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Oh, huh. The end of the year came up a lot faster than I was expecting. Finals are basically over so I guess that just leaves Friday, huh? I haven't really given it a lot of thought. ~~[Liar liar pants on fire.]~~ Seems like a lot of folks are going! I mean that's sort of obvious with the graduates but yeah.

What are you guys going to do post-grad? I wonder how many people are going to stick around for a while.

[Private to Green Team, lvl 3]
[This is obviously aimed at certain individuals.]

Are we going to be in the same grade next year or not?

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

The A's didn't come outta nowhere, but they sure as hell didn't come from Coach's nutsack Jesus Christ Bulba. He needed to know some stuff so he promised me an A!

What the heck woudl you tell him that would warrant that. That's weird but so much better than the horrible alternative so I accept and I'm going to brush my teeth and we're never going to speak of this again.

Agreed. It's a long story and you wouldn't like none of it so let's just... never talk about anyone suckin' dicks again. Ever.

Okay. Yes. Good plan. Sorry.

...You really think I'd suck a dick for an A?

No. It is my fondest wish that you would never do this.

Then why is that the first thing that comes to mind?

It wasn't! But Coach isn't the type to let cheaters go uncaught. If you were actually just randomly good at physics you could have just showed me your test. I know you could study and do well if you tried but I can't picture you... wanting to... I thought we were dropping the subject.

This was before I realized you'd think me suckin' dick is the likeliest outcome to anything!

I just had to confirm that it was ridiculous because I really didn't want to think about it but misery loves company so here we are.

No, but seriously. You thought of this before you thought of shady illegal deals or blackmail?

...I ain't even sure if that's touchin' or gross as hell.

I didn't think you were that much of a jerk. It probably would have come up but the grossouts were a lot more alarming and needed swift denials.

So is the fact that it was a shady deal after all a good thing?

Of course not, but it doesn't make me want to bleach my mind.

So relatively speakin', it's a good thing.

In this context I guess I have to say yes to a certain degree.

So I get an A, and everyone can agree that I done good. I think that's Instigators 1, Perverted Ivysaurs 0.

One A isn't enough for a passing GPA, you know.

So worst case scenario, I either stick around one more year and keep doin' ass-all, or I drop out.

You sure know how to suck all the fun outta the only A I'm ever gonna have, though.

It's in my job description. I'm just a regular old fun sucker.

I really don't think that's how Leech Seed's s'posed to work, y'know.

I'm just using all of my resources to their full extent.

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[Private to NOBODY WINS]

[Private to THIS IS THE WORST]

[Private to IS THIS HOW GAY IMAGINATIONS WORK, BULBA]

[Private to IT USUALLY WORKS IN MORE ATTRACTIVE WAYS.]

[Private to IS ME SUCKING DICKS USUALLY INVOLVED]

[Private to HOLY BALLS NO IT'S USUALLY-- no nevermind]

[Private to USUALLY WHOM, BULBA]

[Private to NO GO AWAY THESE FANTASIES ARE PRIVATE, CHAR.]

[Private to BUT I HAVE TO KNOW WHO TO DESTROY]

[Private to N-NO YOU CAN'T DESTROY HIM.]

[Private to IS THAT A CHALLENGE.]

[Private to NO IT'S A FACT.]

[Private to BUT BULBA I MUST PUNCH.]

[Private to WOULD YOU PUNCH GREEN AGAIN.]

[Private to GODDAMNIT BULBA]

[Private to ARE YOU HAPPY NOW]

[Private to I MAY NEVER BE HAPPY AGAIN]

[Private to THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU PRY INTO THE GOOD ONES]

[Private to SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU KISS YOUR TRAINER]

[Private to I KISSED MY TRAINER AND I LIKED IT.]

[Private to HOPE YOUR BOYFRIEND DON'T FIND OUT?]

[Private to GOOD THING I'M SINGLEEKSJNGKJSOOOOB]