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[rivalsweetscent]

[Um no of course he won't keep quiet about this. It's very important and clearly you all need to know about it.]

I think something is eating my plants.

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[Private to Fuel.]
Hey! Um. Sorry. About Valentine's. Uh. This is kind of awkward but I don't... and I don't think you... Yeah.

...Your cookies were really good though!

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[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

You're gonna watch a bunch of plants.

[Grass-types.]

...You wanna borrow Rasputin for a bit? He makes a real good guard, and spiders eat bugs, don't they?

1/2

[rivalsweetscent]

Yes.

[This is very serious okay.]

No, I think I got this.

[rivalsweetscent]

...Actually maybe later when I can't sit here.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Bulba. Bulba you need some better hobbies.]

Alright. Just come by whenever you want him. Careful when you open the door, though. It's about warm enough for him to go huntin' again, so if he gets out, y'might not see him for a day or two.

[rivalsweetscent]

[This is actually really true.]

Okay! Thanks.

Oh I should probably make sure Seth would be cool with having him around first.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Might I recommend punching people? It is a very excellent pastime as far as pastimes go.]

Why wouldn't he be cool with Rasputin? Dude's basically a big puppy with a few extra legs.

[rivalsweetscent]

[It's like boxing without the good sportsmanship!]

Just going to make sure he doesn't have some sort of crippling spider phobia. I kind of like having a room mate again, don't really want to kill him off out of fright or something.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

[Wow, you just described every single one of Char's interests.]

What kind of ultra-pansy is scared of spiders?

[Yeah, Char, maneating 6-foot skull-spiders totally aren't scary. Of course.]

Whatever. Do what you gotta do, kid.

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[LATER.]

Alright I think he's cool with it.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Cool. Pick him up anytime you like.

Hey, bet you could even impress the guy if you showed him some of Rasputin's tricks. Ain't nobody gonna hate spiders after they've seen one roll over.

[rivalsweetscent]

Yesss. I definitely know I can't resist his arachnid charms after that.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Been thinkin' of teachin' him something new, too. What do you think, Bulba? Must be something else I can get him doin'.

[rivalsweetscent]

Hmmm. Maybe you can figure out how to teach him some sort of string shot or sucker punch or something.

[This is actually a perfectly innocent suggestion as he is just recalling teaching Green the deku sprout a makeshift razor leaf.]

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Sucker punch?

[Rasputin. Sucker punching people. Bulba what have you done.]

Holy shit, Bulba. That's the best idea I've ever heard.

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[Oh. Oh oops. Sorry world.]

Hahahaha.

Oh wait crap.

[blazinglizard.livejournal.com]

Crap? No, not crap. I'm gonna teach Rasputin to punch the shit outta people. That ain't crap. That's badass.

[rivalsweetscent]

I think I just doomed the part of the world that's made out of squishy tender parts. Oops.